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a large crack appeared in south western kenya, and this is no small crack as a matter of fact it actually looks like the suface has been littereally split in two parts. the crack runs for several thousand kilometers and is more than 50 feet wide in some places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDgrAtvRSg
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>>243067
Well yeah, it's sitting on a fucking rift. We've known about it for a while now.
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white devil breaking our continent with dem magnets
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>>243201
WHITE devil WHY FUCKING WHITE
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>>243201
How do magnets work?
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>>243067

news from 1897..
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>>243067
Great now my country will finally get the land Kenya and Ethiopia has stolen from us by force, sucks that I won’t be alive to see this in my life time
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>>243067
Please, God is just giving you a new tourist attraction, kinda like the grand canyon. shit like that makes a ton of money!

make africa great again!!!
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>>243067
>scientists say not to worry, the split was caused by acid rain and seismic activity
ok then
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>>243067
If Africa is splitting from your efforts, don't DP Africa so damn hard idiots.
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>>243306
The Grand canyon spent a lot of hard work and time to make itself grand.
Africa is just breaking into two making it worth even less
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They're not gonna be able to swim to the other side.
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>>243525
There probably won't be any humans around by the time water actually fills the rift.
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>>243523
where you there when the it was made grand?
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>>243738
The opening ceremony
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>>243067
worst of all this means there will eventually be two africas
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>>244024
No, the real problem is there will be 2 Madagascars.
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typical niggers and their crack
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>>243067
NO IT" ISN'T ITS A SOIL EROSION.
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how the hell am i supposed to bless the rains in africa when this shit blows over
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>>244492
Outsource to the Chinese.
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>>244492
With the strength of 100 men.
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>>244526
He may need more than that, actually.
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Too much ebola?
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>>243067
So many civil wars the continent decided to get in on the action.

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