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Russia announces that they have a kick ass new ICBM able to deus vult anyone who trys to screw with them.
This comes on the heels of their announcement of a SLAM missile, which uses a nuclear reactor to travel at scramjet speeds within the atmosphere at a low enough altitude to be undetectable by radar
>http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/03/30/satan-2-nuclear-missile-again-test-launched-by-russia-as-putin-brags-invulnerable-arsenal.html
>https://abcnews.go.com/video/embed?id=54128543
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>>242243
You don't make those kinds of weapons as a defensive measure. Putin's obviously planning to nuke the west
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>>242245
lets hope he goes after the liberal bastions first.
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>>242245
>You don't make those kinds of weapons as a defensive measure

sure you do.. why do you think USA surrounded Russia with own bases?
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>>242245
Well you might. The best defense is a good offense. When you have the capability to nuke the fuck out of someone that someone will be hard pressed to attack you. It's deterrence all over again basically.
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>>242243
these new missles probably took a decade to develop and they're a response to USA sanctions and poor negotiating

Putin can do what he wants because he's got the Trump Pee Pee tape
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>>242243
It's Sarmat, Satan is the bullshit NATO code
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>>242245
Trump and Putin are allies.
Putin is willing to give up our differences for the sake of the true enemy.
You know what sand-land country I'm speaking about.
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>>242243
We should start stocking up on canned meat.
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>>242420
>>Putin can do what he wants because he's got the Trump Pee Pee tape
I've read a description of what this tape supposedly contains and it honestly reads like something /b/ made up.
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garbage
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>>242260
what bases? gtfo
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>>242536
Are you a retard? Turky, poland, were planning on ukrain. Not to mention the EU is our vassal state
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It's impossible to win a nuclear war. Even Russia is not stupid enough to try it...
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Yay! this excites me!
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>>242243
>This comes on the heels of their announcement of a SLAM missile, which uses a nuclear reactor to travel at scramjet speeds within the atmosphere at a low enough altitude to be undetectable by radar
Doesn't that leave a trail of radiation blanketing the flight path?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto
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IMAGINE HAVING THIS SMALL OF PENIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>242637
That's not a problem it is a feature
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>>242638
>muh dick
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>>242666
HAIL SATAN2!!!
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>>242666
Nice one anon
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>>242243
Who cares fuck you Russia especially ((You)) fucking amerifats
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>>242243
Again, ICBMs are an obsolete deterrent against SLBMs, and Russia is just confirming what everybody who's been in that country's Navy already knows, what everybody who's walked near a drydock in Russia in the past decade already knows, and what every intelligence agency who's bothered to check these things knows: Russia isn't spending the money to repair or upgrade its submarines that have been rusting in dock, de-facto-decommissioned, since the 90s. It's far cheaper to build and show off ICBMs that it can then seal in a bunker and not maintain -- the problem is everyone with a satellite knows where those bunkers are.

Tldr: the only people they're trying to fool is their own military and people, into believing they're still a credible nuclear power. When a credible report surfaces that Russia can actually field an operational military nuclear submarine for indefinite service, I'll pay attention.
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>>242253
You do realize that he doesn't actually give a fuck about you blumpkins either right? All of America is an enemy of Russia, been that way since the second great war.
If he wanted to disable us, he'd nuke our farmland.
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>>243719
Except they've been building a new class of SSBN, so there's that
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>>242243
>low enough altitude to be undetectable by radar
So they made a cruise missile.
It's not an ICBM if it doesn't leave the atmosphere.
The reason why ICBM are dangerous is because you can't blow it up in space unless you hit it directly since things can't explode in space.
Also low altitude doesn't make things undetectable by radar. It makes it undetectable by land radars because of the curvature of the Earth but plane based radars will be able to pick it up especially with its large heat signature and size.
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>>244167
>since things can't explode in space
you are a moron
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>>244176
There is no atmosphere to carry a shockwave.
Things can blow up but it won't cause damage to anything other than itself.
That's the reason why SM3 missiles work the way they do.
T. Navy BMD tech

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